CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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