You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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