I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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