At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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