I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Enjoy the penises
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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