if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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