She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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