is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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