That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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