I'm drive I can fine osifer
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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