so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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