Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
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I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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