Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
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Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
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