ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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