I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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