I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
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I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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