why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
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The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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