yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
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We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
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Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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