you mean i was at the winter classic?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
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his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
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