She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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