There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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