i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
she was so not down for the gang bang
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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