he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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