I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
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Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
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He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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