party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I need to calm my uterus...
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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