It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
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No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
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You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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