belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
where am i from again
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
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