the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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