A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
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