I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
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I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
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Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Someone signed my nipple.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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