Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
whose parrot is this?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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