y did u give ur computer a hand job?
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I made him laugh his dick is mine
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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