And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
i think im in europe. pls send help
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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