yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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