ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
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I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I didn't notice because vodka
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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