Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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