what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The beer is more important than you right now.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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