I'd wear matching sweaters with you
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
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dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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