So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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