I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
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Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
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He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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