She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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