the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
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nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
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You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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