he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
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just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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