are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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