I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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