Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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