Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
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