You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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