just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Randomize
