too bad you live with your parents still
it's like iHOP with fire
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
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