I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
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The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
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So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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