dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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