Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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